Wow, this feels odd.

My husband and I were in an amorous mood so we decided to go shopping for some lingerie.

I wanted to go to JCPenney’s and he wanted to go to Victoria’s Secret. Don’t ask me why I thought JCPenney would be sexy, but since I buy everything else there I figured why not.

When we went to the mall we skipped over Penney’s and headed to Fredericks. We found some things that were nice but I found it odd that all the Large and XL tops were more like Small and Medium. “I can’t fit my machacha’s into this!”

So we moved to the back of the store and went through piece, after piece, after piece…nothing that would fit a DD Diva comfortably. I never felt so huge in my life. But hubby made it better when he said, “If they don’t have stuff for beautiful sized women then we will go somewhere else.”